The Onion takes up Right to Repair

The best form of flattery is parody.  Couldn't be happier to see Right to Repair get the attention of The Onion. 

Comments: 

“I’m flattered that Apple thinks I might have what it takes to repair my own phone.”

Ricky Mundt GROUNDHOG DISPLACER

 

“I’m sick of a paternalistic government trying to save us time and money by advocating for our autonomy.”

Selina Dabney CUPCAKE CRITIC

 

“Just trust Apple on this one. In a few years, those garbage heaps will be thinner and sleeker than ever.”

James Jaeger FABRIC HISTORIAN