The best form of flattery is parody. Couldn't be happier to see Right to Repair get the attention of The Onion.
“I’m flattered that Apple thinks I might have what it takes to repair my own phone.”
Ricky Mundt GROUNDHOG DISPLACER
“I’m sick of a paternalistic government trying to save us time and money by advocating for our autonomy.”
Selina Dabney CUPCAKE CRITIC
“Just trust Apple on this one. In a few years, those garbage heaps will be thinner and sleeker than ever.”
James Jaeger FABRIC HISTORIAN